Aussie wish you were closer you could try to teach me to knit. Mom tried several times and I just couldn't pick it up. It is something I always wanted learn. Be safe and try to stay cool my friend.
ParsonWayne
Jan 18, 2017
Darambo, I don't know why you couldn't pick it up. It isn't THAT heavy.
Speaking of puns:
The class took a trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
There was an earthquake in Washington, D.C..Obviously, it's the government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
What is Forest Gump's password? 1Forest1.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
My wife told me I was immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
darambo
Jan 19, 2017
ParsonWayne you got me kicked out of my bedroom for laughing so long and loudly lol!!! That was wonderful, thank you it came to me when I really needed a good laugh. Guess I will have to use my laptop in another room. Be safe and stay well my puzzle buddy.
ParsonWayne
Jan 23, 2017
These are for you, darambo:
What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help? Lemonade.
After he lost his tail, I had to take my dog to a retail store
A man sued an airline company after lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
I started sleeping by our fireplace. Now I sleep like a log.
What you call the wife of a hippie? Mississippi.
I had to take an IQ test the other day. Fortunately it came back negative.
aknan
Jan 23, 2017
What a wonderful string of puns! Thanks, PW.
darambo
Jan 24, 2017
ParsonWayne you are just too punny! Where do you get them all? Be safe and hope you and Mrs. PW are well. Take care and thanks for all the laughs.
ParsonWayne
Jan 25, 2017
We are both well, thank you. I make up some and see some on the internet and save them - although some f them are too far gone to be saved.
darambo
Jan 25, 2017
PW not too far gone, just forgotten by most ( like me ). Thank you, stay safe and say " hello " to Mrs. PW.
Nlbuchanan your puns were wonderful, gave me a laugh. Are you going to join the " pun club " that ParsonWayne and a few others belong to? Sure get some great laughs out of them. Hope you have a wonderful day and stay safe.
nlbuchanan
Jan 18, 2017
No, I am not planning on joining the club. I had a boss who went out of his way to pun whenever he could and, for the most part, I am totally turned off by them. On the rare day, I not only enjoy them but will even make an attempt at humor. For some reason I have never been able to enjoy comedy shows either. They just seem too ridiculously stupid to me. What a horribly serious person I am!
darambo
Jan 19, 2017
Nlbuchanan I agree most comedy shows are really stupid. You are not horribly serious, I am the same way about shows. I usually have my tv ( when I watch) on Turner Classic Movies. I love old movies the best, some new movies are good but the old ones are the best, they don't rely on special effects to make the story.Be safe
Good night dear friends and take care. Hugs.
Speaking of puns:
The class took a trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
There was an earthquake in Washington, D.C..Obviously, it's the government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
What is Forest Gump's password? 1Forest1.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
My wife told me I was immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help? Lemonade.
After he lost his tail, I had to take my dog to a retail store
A man sued an airline company after lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
I started sleeping by our fireplace. Now I sleep like a log.
What you call the wife of a hippie? Mississippi.
I had to take an IQ test the other day. Fortunately it came back negative.
God bless you all and have a better day than my jokes are.